Calgary OnFoot Club - Hiking Group 本年度第14次活动

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如果天气允许 August 22 (Saturday), Three Isle Lake Trail。

Trail的信息可以在这里找到：
http://www.trailpeak.com/trail-Three-Is ... is-AB-1634

地区: Kananaskis Country
长度：20 km loop
拔高: 500 m.
难度: 中等
往返路程：300 公里
拼车费用：每人CAD$10
最多参加人数：20 人
最少出发人数：8 人

如果你要参加，请在周四7:00PM前发电子邮件给OnFoot-Hiking@CalgaryDragon.com报名，请注明是否需要car pool，计划开车的请说明车型以安排拼车。如果你是第一次参加，请提供如下信息：Last name，First name, E-mail，Community, Mobile Phone，Home Phone (optional)。如带家人和朋友，请注明其他人的姓名（便于核对是否已签《免责声明》）。中途取消请务必在出发前电话告知。活动的具体内容会在car pool安排好后通过email发布。

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